lonewinterwolf:

Can’t I just have lunchables?  Art work by 
http://hedgehogbeeblebrox.deviantart.com/

lonewinterwolf:

Can’t I just have lunchables?  Art work by 

http://hedgehogbeeblebrox.deviantart.com/

allyson-wonderlnd:

i wear your grand dads clothes

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i look incredible

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sairobee:

Watching the Golden Globes last weekend reminded me of a conversation dotiscute , thingofthings , and I had, in which we decided Jesse Pinkman and Will Graham should retire to a cabin in the woods where manipulative assholes cannot come past the front porch.

"Yo mama so fat even Azazel couldn’t put her on the ceiling"

thesupernaturalroad:

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Anonymous : ayy any tips for shaping a more masculine/gender neutral body when crossplaying? I crossplay for most of my characters but I have problems with still looking like a female bleh esp in legs and booty, but also just trying to get my torso into a more square-ish shape ahh i hope you dont mind answering this! ((p.s. i really admire you as a cosplayer wowza youre so good yeh))

napalm9:

Thank you! I’ve actually been meaning to make this for a while, so I suppose now’s a good time.

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Crossplay is all about the silhouette. Here’s my process for getting a male silhouette.

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MY SILHOUETTE

Here’s a roughly what my natural silhouette looks like. Notice that my hips are quite narrow, so these techniques may not be as successful if you have wider hips.

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PANTS

When picking what pants to wear for crossplay, I usually go two to three sizes bigger. (Keep in mind that these are usually women’s skinny jeans, since I can find my size easier. A better way would be to just buy the right size in men’s jeans, but I can never find a pair that fit.) This hides the curves of my thighs and makes my calves look more even with my thighs - basically giving me a more straight leg. I always wear the pants at the widest part of my hips.

I always make sure there’s plenty of room in the crotch for obvious reasons. I don’t usually pack, but that’s always an option if I ever wear pants that are really tight in the crotch.

SHOES

Smaller feet are a feminine trait, so I also try to buy bigger, clunkier shoes. Combat boots work really well for this. If the shoes are regular sneakers, I will sometimes also buy a size or two too big for the shoes.

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SHIRTS

I often wear padding on my shoulders after I put on my binder (or a muscle shirt similar to this [x] which is expensive but you can always make something similar at home). Broad shoulders are a more masculine trait. I sometimes do chest padding to give the illusion of pecs. This works for me because I have a small chest to begin with, so the padding helps make me look filled out.

For the actual shirt, I try to wear a straight shirt that won’t cling to my waist/chest. If I want something form fitting, slim fit shirt are still pretty good at hiding any curves [x].

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So yeah that’s pretty much all that I do to make my silhouette look masculine. Also keep in mind that makeup is almost as important as the silhouette.

Also posing is really important! I always try to pose like the pic below, with my hips turned away from the camera, so that my shoulders look ridiculously broad and my hips narrow. Camera angles are like magic, just practice in the mirror.

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HELPFUL LINKS

My Crossplay Makeup Tutorial

FtM’s Guide to Looking Like A Hot Dude

angelwingsandhunterfreckles:

awkward-geek-boy:

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

the sherlock fandom understands this post.

Good lord

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

gay-of-demonic-charm:

tobbycat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

srafandseedpods:

Pretty kitty.

TIGERS DO THE STUPID TONGUE THING TOO???

hello friend, big cats do the same stupid shit small cats do. every single dumb thing you’ve seen a housecat do, tigers and lions also do thing except they are worse at pulling it off like they meant to do it

bABY T o T

gay-of-demonic-charm:

tobbycat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

srafandseedpods:

Pretty kitty.

TIGERS DO THE STUPID TONGUE THING TOO???

hello friend, big cats do the same stupid shit small cats do. every single dumb thing you’ve seen a housecat do, tigers and lions also do thing except they are worse at pulling it off like they meant to do it

bABY T o T

fingerstriped:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

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misswho221b:

this should’ve been the movie poster

misswho221b:

this should’ve been the movie poster